Are they gone?
Okay, good. It’s just us.
So, I’ve been thinking.
I am trying to answer the question…
…What do I want for the future of the valley?
It’s hard and frankly it is easier to say what I don’t want.
So let me do that.
I don’t want 2500 new houses in the Town. At 2.3 persons per house that’s another 5750 residents. I don’t want that. Do you?
Sorry, I know it’s expensive.
We don’t really want you here. No offense, but we have enough. Go away.
We have enough non- profits.
Again, no offense, but you guys take up space just like everyone else. I know, your mission is the most important thing in the world. To me, however, if you aren’t about health and welfare of people, you are kind of a luxury. Not to mention, some of you are real assholes and you pay zero taxes. Just sayin’. So to new non-profits, we’re full.
For god’s sake (not capitalized because I’m not like that) let people redevelop their property. Take a drive through Jackson. Take the alleys. We are a bit of a shithole if you haven’t noticed. You have to pass laws that allow people to fix what is broken.
I don’t want the slide.
Fix that thing.
I am voting yes.
To those who vote no, you suck. Just fix the thing. It is like an asshole… …you want it behind you. Conspiracy geologists, go away. Blamers, go away. I liken this to gonorrhea. You can argue all you want about who gave it to you but, in the mean time, you might want to get that taken care of. By the way, never bang your pal’s partner, that’s were it comes from.
I don’t want all the events.
We don’t need anymore crap in the summer. I got the rodeo, the concerts, and the skids up the next block having cocaine fueled loud talk at 3 in the morning. Enough already. By the way, I find it amazing that you all pass out before you seal the deal. Wasn’t like that in the 80’s.
Also, I am sick and tired of road construction. Can we please have one summer without early morning backup beepers? Just one summer.
I don’t want a school on Hog Island.
WTF? This is like punishing a junior in high school for drinking by making them drink till they puke. I get it. You couldn’t find cheap property in JH. I get it. But just because it works for TCSD doesn’t make it right. As one school board member said, “it’s just a plan.” Why not find a better site and put it on the SPET. I would vote yes.
I don’t want to wait for the plan to be finished. Recently town and county planners informed the elected officials that they could barely walk and chew gum at the same time. They actually blamed the electeds, intimating that they don’t have the bandwidth to do it all. I beg to differ. Our commissioners and councilmembers have what it takes to do it. They just have to stop letting the planners set the schedule. Jeebus, get the thing done. This turd has been has been stinking for TEN years.
Finish the f’ing Grove. For some reason, the county seems to love the drama. Maybe it is a form of S and M, but I say go ahead and spank me, just let this embarrassment be finished.
In other observations, Hillclimb was the most civilized it history. Be proud of the Snow Devil’s and Cops. Snow removal this winter was great.
We live in a great place.
But, we are full.